Sch is coming up (damn) and I've got a template for a letter of apology just in case you did'nt finish your hw!
Just follow the instructions and be a cookie.
The all-purpose letter of apology
Change/delete as appropriate
Dear:
A) Right leg,
B) Dad,
C) love of your life,
D) jar of peanuts,
E) Your Honor,
words cannot begin to express how sorry I am that your
A) car
B) spoon
C) jar of peanuts
D) espresso maker
E) spleen
was severely damaged by my
A) infantile
B) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
C) jar of peanuts
D) comically brilliant but nonetheless sadistic
E) woefully under appreciated
prank. How could I have known that the
A) table salt
B) America
C) large helium balloon
D) rodent driven sledge
E) jar of peanuts
I was riding in would go so far out of control? And while it is true that I should not have pointed it in the direction of your
A) priceless collection of bottle-caps,
B) wife,
C) jar of peanuts,
D) 16" replica of the Statue of Liberty, complete with a light bulb in the torch,
E) genitals,
you must understand that it was all meant in fun. The subsequent carnage that I caused is beyond my ability to
A) imagine,
B) lick,
C) jar of peanuts,
D) appreciate,
E) pay for,
and I must therefore humbly ask your forgiveness. I know that you are perfectly within your rights to
A) lubricate me,
B) jar of peanuts,
C) tie me to a moving van,
D) take my firstborn,
E) gouge out my eyes with spoons and feed them to the fish in your koi pond,
but I ask you to remember all the good times we've had, joking around at
A) NASA,
B) the worm hole of absolute doom with enough power to cause a rip in the space-time continuum,
C) jar of peanuts,
D) the bowling alley,
E) uranus,
and to remember that I am first and foremost your
A) llama.
B) father's second cousin once removed's sister's father's son's daughter's uncle's child.
C) jar of peanuts.
D) soup spoon.
E) only possible match should you ever need a bone marrow transplant.
I think that counts for more than one prank, especially one that
A) was so stupid.
B) jar of peanuts.
C) elephants are raiding my bathroom.
D) you would have done, if you had thought of it first.
E) I'm going to use again on someone else.
Sincerely, [Your name here:] ________________________
You may have seen this on JF's blog but I'm posting it here again in case you missed it. こたえ わ きいてない けど。
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